After an evening of Richard Clayderman and Scrabble (yes, it’s nothing but beer and skittles over here in the Jing), I would like to announce my stupendously large scrabble WIN  to the world at large.  Kirk 307, Tanya 198, a margin of awesomeness of some 109 points.
Now, Tanya has been the supreme champion in terms of number of games won in our entire scrabble career, but those games are usually a valiant struggle where the score difference rarely exceeds 15.
To further enforce, enshrine and ya verily enscribe this awesome victory, I have looked back over the scrabble records and can gladly state that the points difference in my single victory is greater than the total of all points differences in all of our other scrabble games, combined.
A triple word score on haberdashery really was my secret weapon and a game changer.
I await your adulation in the comments.
You’re a dick Nesbitt. I think you will find the vast majority of games I have actually won by MORE THAN 50 points. So you may now think you are smarter than me, but your maths still sucks.
Go Picnic Point High!!!! Yeah right. I’ll stick to Swan Hill Tech any day. At least I can add up AND build a cupboard!!!!
Yes, maybe you can finally put all of those overnight bag manufacturing, ugg boot making and macramé skills to good use in a 12RMB per hour sweatshop in Shenzhen. From what I read those places sound ace, full room, board, a pay-packet and a job in the workers paradise that is the PRC.
Now why would I want to do that? Remember, you are the one that is currently out there working (in the ‘green’ office) sweating like a bastard whilst I am the lady of leisure here in an airconditioned apartment….. I think we all know who is winning in this relationship.
Go on, off to bed…. YOU have an early start tomorrow!!!
Why would you do that? Because I will cut off your allowance and put a lock on the fridge. Now go and make me a cup of tea and fluff my pillows.
PS – I can get an Ayi in to cook.
Okay, you win… this time. I need my fridge and my allowance!