Well, If your all wondering what goes on in the womens toilets, and at the same time what the Grammy award winning, American pop/rock band Toto have been doing since Africa was released, feast your eyes on the photo below, snapped by my lovely blogging assistant Tanya.
The Toto Toilet Control System
If you don’t believe your eye’s or are just dying to experience “Wand Cleaning” first hand, then get yourself to the QANTAS Club lounge at Pudong Airport T2. After a good old fashioned “Wand Cleanse”, you may opt to warm up with some “soft” rear cleansing, chuck in some oscillation and pulsation and finalize with some “Hard” rear cleansing for dessert. There’s even a “Front Cleansing” for those that like it moist and for those that want to feel a toilets warm breath on their nether regions, we have “Dryer”.
It looks like it even does forward and reverse, and if my eye’s aren’t deceiving me……..is that an iPod dock in the top left……..you be the judge.
Oh and if you weren’t laughing out loud already…..Tanya tells me that Toto’s “Africa” was playing as soft soothing background music…..for real.
Toto…..their future’s so bright…..they have to wear shades….
Toto
I have visited that very restroom and seen said equipment. I must say I did not notice the iPod docking station. I was too scared to try any of the options on offer apart from basic flushing….which happens automatically. The lid then lowers and the lights dim as you leave the cubicle.
Sad to say I think that Qantas spent the whole lounge budget on that bathroom equipment….as the rest of the lounge is pretty ordinary. E.g. the rice heater with cartoon characters around the side.
Well, now that I am back from China, I did get to experience the heady delights of the QANTAS first class lounge in Shangahi. I can confirm that the blokes have the same smorgasbord of “ablutionary” options, including the “front cleanse”. However whilst slumming it in the Business lounge I can report that the ONLY difference between both lounges is the rather smart stainless steel rice heater in first, vs the Cartoon connection in business
Mate I think the only difference between first and business class lounges is the plastic pot plants that separate the two.
C’mon, it’s not just the pot plants………but the caliber of people sitting in first that raise it to an ethereal experience!